?

Log in

No account? Create an account
a collection of loosely related ramblings
the latest Fits 
This is where the Gentle Reader may find my one-off and short serial Torchwood fictions. Assuming a Reader of such fictions could ever be described as Gentle. Bearing in mind the nature of the original source material, hereby be advised that these fictions may contain themes of a distinctly post-watershed rating.
morning
Title: Number One With A Silver Bullet
Rating: teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy, Jack, Ianto, Owen, Tosh, Gwen, George, Mitchell, Nina
Spoilers: TW s2/BH s1, inclusive
Advisories: crossover with Being Human
Disclaimer: somebody please stop me, no, seriously...

Summary: Torchwood Three is finally back up to full strength, although its new hires bring... unconventional skillsets.

Notes: So, now that @!#$$ Big Bang season is over...


Two Blokes And A Fuckload Of CutleryCollapse )
11th-Nov-2010 07:18 am - Leader Of The Pack [2/2]
george
Rating: Teen [language and sexual situations]
Advisories: contains dark themes including: character death [referenced] and brief reference to suicide
Spoilers: set after Being Human series 2 and Torchwood: Children of Earth


Mitchell looked as if he couldn't even decide...Collapse )
11th-Nov-2010 07:05 am - Leader Of The Pack [1/2]
morning
Title: Leader Of The Pack
Rating: Teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: George Sands, John Mitchell, Annie Sawyer, PC Andy Davidson
Advisories: contains dark themes including: character death [referenced] and brief reference to suicide
Disclaimer: I triple-dog-dare them to
Spoilers: set after Being Human series 2 and Torchwood: Children of Earth

Note: this is the lead-in story to "Pack of Lies" from the 2010 TARDIS Big Bang, and not to be confused with the wolfboy!verse fics! :) Written for werewolfbigbang 2010; betaed by alba17 and jooles34

View Artwork


Summary: All George wants is a quiet life, hiding himself away in a new city with his curse and his supernatural housemates. But when a lapse of judgment threatens to turn into romance, and then something else, the reluctant werewolf has to decide whether his broken heart will keep him from doing right by a potential new mate. And the moon is waxing.


George's head hurt. That was the first thing that he noticed...Collapse )
2nd-Aug-2010 06:00 pm - Pack Of Lies [2/2]
fic
Title: Pack Of Lies
Rating: Teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Rhys, Gwen, PC Andy, Lois Habiba, Agent Johnson, George Sands, John Mitchell
Advisories: contains dark themes including: masturbation, domestic violence, reference to suicide, unfortunate implications, unreliable narrator, Unexpected Naked Rhys, theoretical bestiality, and gratuitous abuse of furries
Disclaimer: you can bet I'm not owning up to anything at this point
Note: Written for tardis_bigbang 2010


Summary: Rhys Williams is helping his wife to rebuild a working line of defence in the wake of the visit of the 456. But when PC Andy Davidson tangles himself up in a very spooky do, Torchwood's fragile reconciliation with the government may not be all that's in jeopardy.

Back to the usual this workweek...Collapse )
2nd-Aug-2010 05:58 pm - Pack Of Lies [1/2]
Rhys
Title: Pack Of Lies
Rating: Teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Rhys, Gwen, PC Andy, Lois Habiba, Agent Johnson, George Sands, John Mitchell
Advisories: contains dark themes including: masturbation, domestic violence, reference to suicide, unfortunate implications, unreliable narrator, Unexpected Naked Rhys, theoretical bestiality, and gratuitous abuse of furries
Disclaimer: you can bet I'm not owning up to anything at this point
Note: Written for tardis_bigbang 2010; betaed by tearoseandhoney and huskyfriends, with special thanks to the lj comms little_details and dw_britglish for technical assistance

View Artwork


Summary: Rhys Williams is helping his wife to rebuild a working line of defence in the wake of the visit of the 456. But when PC Andy Davidson tangles himself up in a very spooky do, Torchwood's fragile reconciliation with the government may not be all that's in jeopardy.

It wasn't weevils...Collapse )
allons-y?
Title: Number One With A Silver Bullet
Rating: teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy, Jack, Ianto, Owen, Tosh, Gwen, George, Mitchell, Nina
Spoilers: TW s2/BH s1, inclusive
Advisories: crossover with Being Human
Disclaimer: somebody please stop me, no, seriously...

Summary: Torchwood Three is finally back up to full strength, although its new hires bring... unconventional skillsets.


Under The Moonlight, The Serious MoonlightCollapse )
doubts
Title: Number One With A Silver Bullet
Rating: teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy, Jack, Ianto, Owen, Tosh, Gwen, George, Mitchell, Nina
Spoilers: TW s2/BH s1, inclusive
Advisories: crossover with Being Human
Disclaimer: somebody please stop me, no, seriously...

Summary: Torchwood Three is finally back up to full strength, although its new hires bring... unconventional skillsets.

Note: Muse obviously took a break there to... um, never you mind, but the important bit is that she reports that this fic will continue to be set after the end of Being Human season 1, so there won't be any spoilers RE future BH seasons. In this fic. Which is not to say that she hasn't already started me working on s2-compliant material... {sigh}


Handbook For The Recently DiseasedCollapse )
30th-Dec-2009 06:54 pm - Number One With A Silver Bullet [8/?]
SERIOUSLY
Title: Number One With A Silver Bullet
Rating: teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy, Jack, Ianto, Owen, Tosh, Gwen, George, Mitchell, Nina
Spoilers: TW s2/BH s1, inclusive
Advisories: crossover with Being Human
Disclaimer: somebody please stop me, no, seriously...

Summary: Torchwood Three is finally back up to full strength, although its new hires bring... unconventional skillsets.



Episode 8: Full Frontal NudityCollapse )
14th-Dec-2009 09:00 am - Number One With A Silver Bullet [7/?]
inappropriate
Title: Number One With A Silver Bullet
Rating: teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy, Jack, Ianto, Owen, Tosh, Gwen, George, Mitchell, Nina
Spoilers: TW s2/BH s1, inclusive
Advisories: crossover with Being Human
Disclaimer: somebody please stop me, no, seriously...

Summary: Torchwood Three is finally back up to full strength, although its new hires bring... unconventional skillsets.



La Petite MortCollapse )
20th-Nov-2009 12:32 am - The Velocity Of A Kebab [7/7]
andy
Title: The Velocity Of A Kebab
Rating: Teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy/Tosh, Owen, Jack, Ianto, Rhys
Advisories: AU, character death
Disclaimer: I'm denying I speak English at this point
Note: Written for tw_bigbang 2009

Summary: The flap of a wing, a slight change of angle, and the task of chasing after the spooky-do's could have fallen to another of Cardiff's finest...

No ExitCollapse )
20th-Nov-2009 12:30 am - The Velocity Of A Kebab [6/7]
Rhys
Title: The Velocity Of A Kebab
Rating: Teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy/Tosh, Owen, Jack, Ianto, Rhys
Advisories: AU, character death
Disclaimer: I'm denying I speak English at this point
Note: Written for tw_bigbang 2009

Summary: The flap of a wing, a slight change of angle, and the task of chasing after the spooky-do's could have fallen to another of Cardiff's finest...

DriftersCollapse )
20th-Nov-2009 12:29 am - The Velocity Of A Kebab [5/7]
bollocks
Title: The Velocity Of A Kebab
Rating: Teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy/Tosh, Owen, Jack, Ianto, Rhys
Advisories: AU, character death
Disclaimer: I'm denying I speak English at this point
Note: Written for tw_bigbang 2009

Summary: The flap of a wing, a slight change of angle, and the task of chasing after the spooky-do's could have fallen to another of Cardiff's finest...

Something BlueCollapse )
20th-Nov-2009 12:28 am - The Velocity Of A Kebab [4/7]
pr0n
Title: The Velocity Of A Kebab
Rating: Teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy/Tosh, Owen, Jack, Ianto, Rhys
Advisories: AU, character death
Disclaimer: I'm denying I speak English at this point
Note: Written for tw_bigbang 2009

Summary: The flap of a wing, a slight change of angle, and the task of chasing after the spooky-do's could have fallen to another of Cardiff's finest...

EveCollapse )
20th-Nov-2009 12:27 am - The Velocity Of A Kebab [3/7]
win
Title: The Velocity Of A Kebab
Rating: Teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy/Tosh, Owen, Jack, Ianto, Rhys
Advisories: AU, character death
Disclaimer: I'm denying I speak English at this point
Note: Written for tw_bigbang 2009

Summary: The flap of a wing, a slight change of angle, and the task of chasing after the spooky-do's could have fallen to another of Cardiff's finest...

Kiss, KissCollapse )
20th-Nov-2009 12:25 am - The Velocity Of A Kebab [2/7]
moody
Title: The Velocity Of A Kebab
Rating: Teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy/Tosh, Owen, Jack, Ianto, Rhys
Advisories: AU, character death
Disclaimer: I'm denying I speak English at this point
Note: Written for tw_bigbang 2009

Summary: The flap of a wing, a slight change of angle, and the task of chasing after the spooky-do's could have fallen to another of Cardiff's finest...

Greek FireCollapse )
20th-Nov-2009 12:23 am - The Velocity Of A Kebab [1/7]
wot?
Title: The Velocity Of A Kebab
Rating: Teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy/Tosh, Owen, Jack, Ianto, Rhys
Advisories: AU, character death
Disclaimer: I'm denying I speak English at this point
Note: Written for tw_bigbang 2009

Summary: The flap of a wing, a slight change of angle, and the task of chasing after the spooky-do's could have fallen to another of Cardiff's finest...

Everything ChangedCollapse )
20th-Nov-2009 12:08 am - The Velocity Of A Kebab [index]
pranked
Title: The Velocity Of A Kebab
Rating: Teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy/Tosh, Owen, Jack, Ianto, Rhys
Advisories: AU, character death
Disclaimer: I'm denying I speak English at this point
Note: Written for tw_bigbang 2009; betaed by ljgeoff and otrame, with special thanks to zeddish for research assistance

Summary: The flap of a wing, a slight change of angle, and the task of chasing after the spooky-do's could have fallen to another of Cardiff's finest...



main index, with artCollapse )


16th-Nov-2009 09:42 pm - Number One With A Silver Bullet [6/?]
wibble
Title: Number One With A Silver Bullet
Rating: teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy, Jack, Ianto, Owen, Tosh, Gwen, George, Mitchell, Nina
Spoilers: TW s2/BH s1, inclusive
Advisories: crossover with Being Human
Disclaimer: somebody please stop me, no, seriously...

Summary: Torchwood Three is finally back up to full strength, although its new hires bring... unconventional skillsets.



Starts Out Easy, Something Simple, Something SleazyCollapse )
13th-Nov-2009 08:44 am - Timeless
bollocks
Title: Timeless
Rating: teen [suggestive situations]
Characters: Emma Louise Cowell, PC Andy, Tosh
Advisories: AU
Disclaimer: if they'd meant to do this, they already would have

Summary: And to wake in the wee hours in a strange place, lost in time as well as space...

Note: T minus one week to the unveiling of this writer's 2009 tw_bigbang fic, so Muse has decided to take a short break from her other duties to prepare this deleted scene as a teaser...


She supposed it hardly mattered whether this strange bed...Collapse )
wot?
Title: Number One With A Silver Bullet
Rating: teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy, Jack, Ianto, Owen, Tosh, Gwen, George, Mitchell, Nina
Spoilers: TW s2/BH s1, inclusive
Advisories: crossover with Being Human
Disclaimer: somebody please stop me, no, seriously...

Summary: Torchwood Three is finally back up to full strength, although its new hires bring... unconventional skillsets.



I Guess I Must Be Having FunCollapse )
29th-Oct-2009 09:43 am - Number One With A Silver Bullet [4/?]
wot?
Title: Number One With A Silver Bullet
Rating: teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy, Jack, Ianto, Owen, Tosh, Gwen, George, Mitchell, Nina
Spoilers: TW s2/BH s1, inclusive
Advisories: crossover with Being Human
Disclaimer: somebody please stop me, no, seriously...

Summary: Torchwood Three is finally back up to full strength, although its new hires bring... unconventional skillsets.



First The Boy And Then The BeastCollapse )
22nd-Oct-2009 08:51 am - Number One With A Silver Bullet [3/?]
drugs
Title: Number One With A Silver Bullet
Rating: teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy, Jack, Ianto, Owen, Tosh, George, Mitchell, Nina
Spoilers: TW s2/BH s1, inclusive
Advisories: crossover with Being Human
Disclaimer: somebody please stop me, no, seriously...

Summary: Torchwood Three is finally back up to full strength, although its new hires bring... unconventional skillsets.



Set Sail For St. PetersburgCollapse )
george
Title: Number One With A Silver Bullet
Rating: teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy, Jack, Ianto, Owen, Tosh, George, Mitchell
Spoilers: TW s2/BH s1, inclusive
Advisories: crossover with Being Human
Disclaimer: somebody please stop me, no, seriously...

Summary: Torchwood Three is finally back up to full strength, although its new hires bring... unconventional skillsets.



And Then They Made Me Their ChiefCollapse )
30th-Sep-2009 05:34 am - Number One With A Silver Bullet [1/?]
fic
Title: Number One With A Silver Bullet
Rating: teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, PC Andy, Being Human characters
Spoilers: TW s2/BH s1, inclusive
Advisories: crossover with Being Human
Disclaimer: somebody please stop me, no, seriously...

Summary: Torchwood Three is finally back up to full strength, although its new hires bring... unconventional skillsets.

Notes: Uh, yeah, Muse still running with the werewolves, apparently... No proper idea of the schedule for this yet, but have a drabble for a teaser.


All Out Of BubblegumCollapse )
28th-Sep-2009 09:24 am - Coyote Ugly
bloody Torchwood
Title: Coyote Ugly
Rating: teen [sexual situations]
Characters: PC Andy, A Neighbour
Spoilers: not as such
Advisories: crossover with Being Human; Torchwood-related consent issues
Disclaimer: No idea who she is, officer...

Summary: Drive carefully on the back roads on the night of the full moon.

Notes: Muse evidently not done exploring the werewolf trope quite yet...


Pale blur in the headlamps...Collapse )
win
And sometimes ideas... escape:


Torchwood 3.5 – the remix, by Lilithangel

Characters: PC Andy/Captain John Hart
Rating: NC17 [sex and violence]
Spoilers: Children of Earth

Summary: two very unlikely heroes are left to sort out the mess



The S4_See Management is not responsible for the content of third-party applications stories.
24th-Sep-2009 10:30 pm - There, Wolf [13/13]
pranked
Title: There, Wolf
Rating: teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Gwen, Ianto, Jack, PC Andy, A Werewolf
Spoilers: post-Exit Wounds
Advisories: crossover with Being Human; also if you think about the werewolf thing a little too hard, um... yeah, but not on-screen
Disclaimer: I am apparently a very silly person at this hour

Summary: Torchwood has adopted a stray...

Notes: And made the deadline on the other thing as well, so maybe Muse will even be getting on those sequels to this sometime soon...


Wolf MoonCollapse )
10th-Sep-2009 06:03 am - There, Wolf [12/13]
bollocks
Title: There, Wolf
Rating: teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Gwen, Ianto, Jack, PC Andy, A Werewolf
Spoilers: post-Exit Wounds
Advisories: crossover with Being Human; also if you think about the werewolf thing a little too hard, um... yeah, but not on-screen
Disclaimer: I am apparently a very silly person at this hour

Summary: Torchwood has adopted a stray...



Twelve Lords A LeapingCollapse )
4th-Sep-2009 11:00 am - There, Wolf [11/13]
george
Title: There, Wolf
Rating: teen [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Gwen, Ianto, Jack, PC Andy, A Werewolf
Spoilers: post-Exit Wounds
Advisories: crossover with Being Human; also if you think about the werewolf thing a little too hard, um... yeah, but not on-screen
Disclaimer: I am apparently a very silly person at this hour

Summary: Torchwood has adopted a stray...



Eleven, Exactly, One LouderCollapse )